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14.06.2025 08:55
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is the definite integral of x^x from 0 to 2?
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Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are some prime examples of gibberish from the bible?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
What is the worst name in Tolkien’s legendarium (meaning and look)?
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Do girls ever miss their first love?
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
When a narcissist mad at their new supply, do they take it out on the old supply?
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Which is better, a naked picture of some one you know or porn videos?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...